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June 1, 2011

PHOTOS: Vietnam in living color

June 1, 2011

Some countries have one particular color that shines for me.

Other countries are a kaleidoscope.

Surprisingly, Vietnam falls into that latter category. I say “surprisingly” because I imagined red communist flags would be the only burst of color on otherwise grease-blackened city streets. I imagined tangles of jungle green straight out of “Platoon.” I imagined row after row of matchbox-sized buildings that all look the same.

In some cases I was right.

In many cases, I was deliciously wrong. Vietnam was practically a Skittles package, spilling handfuls of color all around me.

Here’s proof.

Scarves for sale in Hoi An.

 

Home in Hue.

 

Pho in Saigon.

 

Boats in Hue.

 

Bike helmets for sale at a market I don’t remember.

 

Flowers in Hanoi.

 

Hue street.

 

Vendor in Ha Long Bay.

 

Shops in Hanoi.

 

Lanterns in Hoi An.

 

 

Your box is ringing

June 1, 2011

I was in the very center seat on a minivan, speeding through the stomach-dropping, rollercoaster hills of Phonsavan, Laos. There were 15 of us, not including the driver, stacked up and folded against each other like magazines on a rack.

Behind me, a phone rang. Then it echoed.

It was definitely not the sound of a cell phone.

My friend Nick craned his neck to find the source of the noise. “You’re not going to believe this,” he said.

I turned around and saw a phone inside a pizza box. Except I don’t think it was really a pizza box, because I’m fairly certain they don’t have pizza boxes in Phonsavan, Laos. That’s not the point.

The point is that there was a BOX. With a PHONE. In a man’s LAP.

He answered the phone, of course.

I’m not sure what the man said next because he was speaking in Lao, but I think it was the Laotian equivalent of “It’s for you.” Then he passed the box phone to a lady sitting in front of him.

She rested the box on her lap, hit the speaker button and had a very loud, very enthusiastic conversation for about 15 minutes.

Seriously.

 

I laughed so hard, I wept for the remainder of the ride.

I laughed because it was so clever.

I laughed because this unwieldy contraption was giving the middle finger to a world of tiny, portable cellular devices.

I laughed because, man, it was a freaking ringing phone in a freaking box. Tell me the last time you saw that.