As I walked around Munnar, Kerela, I had to keep reminding myself where I was.
I had already spent a couple weeks in India — long enough to know that this country definitely bucks stereotypes. It’s not all Taj Mahal, Mahatma Gandhi and cows eating rubbish in the streets.
Still, I never expected this.
That’s not the India I imagined!
The hill station mimics the Alps, except with vast tea plantations instead of snow. The squatty tea bushes form electric green cobblestones that pave the slopes of every mountain.
Not only was the countryside lovely, it was downright comfortable. After the relentless heat and choking dust of Hampi, I couldn’t help but settle down in Munnar for a few days of cool relaxation. It was even chilly enough to wear a fleece at night.
I wasn’t the only one enjoying this Irish Springs commercial-come-to-life.
With a lemonade sun in the cloudless sky, I took the local bus up to Top Station — the highest point available by public transport — to see what I could see.
The driver of the bus situated me next to him, perching me on top of the dashboard. I’m certain this isn’t the safest place to ride, but it is arguably the best.
It felt like a 3D flick, no glasses necessary. The windshield was massive, with every motorcycle and wayward rickshaw about to slam right into my face. I loved it, hoisting my hands in the air like I was on a roller coaster, screaming “WOOOO!” around every hairpin curve.
Once the ride ended, I asked the driver what time the bus would be headed back down the mountain.
2:30, he said.
2:30, I confirmed.
When I showed up to the bus stop at 2:15, I realized the driver actually said 2:13. And unfortunately, this was the only timely bus I have encountered during this whole trip.
The bus was gone, and the next one wouldn’t arrive for several hours.
However, the peculiar thing about India is that everything always works out somehow. And so it was with my predicament.
After a few minutes, a car full of guys from Cochin agreed to squeeze me into the backseat and return me safely to Munnar.
As we headed down the mountain, one of the guys turned to me and in his most charming voice said, “Can I offer you a drink?” He proceeded to pull a crystal glass, a liter of Coke and a bottle of Honeybee brandy out from under his seat.
With that unexpected offer, a good day in Munnar just got better.