Travel

The vehicle creaked to a halt and the bus driver shouted something indiscernible.

I scrambled for my glasses, which I had tossed somewhere in the small sleeper bed. You’d think it would be easy to find things in a space the size of a tiny cafeteria table, but somehow all my things were in disarray after 12 hours on the road.

I swept my hand across the window and slid open the curtains, curious to see if we were at a real bathroom stop or if we’d have to squat on the road again.

And then I saw this.

This was no mere bathroom break. I had finally arrived in Hampi!

Once the capital of the Vijayanagar Hindu empire, some say this kingdom was greater than Rome. Back in the 14th century, the markets were stocked with diamonds and gems, traders carried loads of silks and spices, and the palaces were covered in gold.

Nowadays, Hampi is a little more modest. The temples are crumbling, the bazaar is sleepy, the palaces are overgrown with weeds.

Still, Hampi is one of the most remarkable places I’ve ever seen. The landscape is strewn with soft-edged boulders, the farmlands are shockingly green, the desolate temples are stocked with quiet magic.

I’ve seen so many of those TV programs where they show how things are made: Machines that squish cream into Twinkies, machines that roll paper around crayons, machines that put the precise number of M&Ms into every package.

So I tend to assume that everything is done by machine — and I’m always shocked when I discover honest-to-god handmade items.

Like incense. Did you know there’s a little girl sitting on a mat in a hallway, rolling incense right this very second? She rolls up to 4,000 sticks per day.

Click here for a quick video.

Once she’s done, the incense is dried on a rooftop, then another woman dips the sticks into various pots of oil and colored powder. From that point, it is packaged and put up for sale.

I also stopped by a beedi factory, which is where men make Indian cigarettes. Leaves from the tendu tree are chopped into rectangles, filled with tobacco flake, rolled and tied with a thin piece of pink string.

Each worker makes approximately three beedies in the time it takes for me to blink.

Thousands of cigarettes per day are rolled by these guys and exported all over Asia and the world.

And it all begins right here, in a dirty room with a rusty fan, crowded with men who sit on the floor all day long and take home a handful of rupees.

Thankfully, there is no machine for what they do.

I could seriously spend all day walking around India, photographing all the signs that crack me up.

But I don’t have all day — so here are just a few that struck my fancy.

I like how this one is so detailed.

Please stop with the fire crackers in church!

Yes. Definitely beware of white college students from Seattle.

Helpful fashion tips from the local police department.

For the last time, please take off those filthy shooes.