Everest, 4 months
Palm Springs
About Everest
Swipe right if you’re single and ready to mingle.
I’m a total night owl — sometimes I rock all night long! — and I’m not afraid to cry.
I’ve got a comfy Italian ride and my own driver.
I also follow a dairy-exclusive diet (no exceptions!), and love hanging out at the gym.
I’m not interested in playing games, unless it’s peekaboo.
Most of all, I’m into keeping shit real.
3 Comments
OMG you are the MOST CLEVER MOM ever!!!!!!!
clever writing, as usual. Your son is beyond adorable
Boy knows how to be real. And the ladies be like, “I like whatchoo got dere!”