If I had driven through Pisco without sampling the liquor that bears the region’s name, I’d never be able to show my face again. Obviously, a stop at a pisco winery was in order.
Dating back to the 1500s, Pisco actually gets its name from the condom-shaped pot in which it was traditionally aged. The Quechua people called this pottery “piscu,” which means “little bird.”
Nowadays pisco is made in gigantic plastic barrels, but the wineries keep these pots around just for fun. Sometimes they rent them out to people who still want to make liquor the old-timey way.
There’s a big, stone room where grapes are smashed beneath a gigantic wood squasher thingy. (Yes, that’s the official name.) I asked a man at the winery what would happen if I jumped underneath the squasher. He said as long as I was really drunk first, I’d make some high-quality wine.
After the grapes are smooshed, the liquid goes through a little canal, where the pisco pots are filled.
It has to sit open for a week to let all the nasty gases escape. Then the pots are sealed with a layer of leaves, followed by a layer of clay.
They carry the pots using this “wooden donkey.” It’s pretty damn heavy, if you’re curious.
There’s more: The pisco is fermented, heated by copper coils, put through more channels, condensed, filtered and tested for quality by a “drunk-o-meter” — a very happy, but sloppy drunk man, according to my tour guide at the winery — and aged.
Then some more stuff happens, a pisco fairy waves her magic wand and … er, I don’t know. Remember, I was testing pisco while they taught me about the process!
The liquor tastes vaguely like grappa, and it’s incredibly smooth. The Husband seems to like it best in a pisco sour, the national cocktail of Peru, made with pisco, lemon or lime juice, egg whites, simple syrup and bitters.
As for myself, I’ve been enjoying chilcano de pisco. It goes a little something like this:
4 oz. ginger ale
2 oz. pisco
1/2 lime
Fill an 8 oz. tumbler with ice cubes. Pour the pisco over ice. Squeeze the lime into the glass. Fill with ginger ale and stir.
